Twisted Spinster

Okay, kids, I’ve picked this red and black theme for now. But more important than that, I’m having my first fundraiser of the new year. I can’t say that I am broke because of the holidays, because I was broke then, but I still haven’t found a job. Rent is due, bills are coming up, etc. Also my cats are mad at me because I ran out of their canned food and only have dry. They are starting to eye me hungrily — as in, “You know, we are meat-eaters, and the two-legged thing does seem to be made out of meat.”