Oh great, this week is apparently “let’s shit on the bed week” in my younger cat’s mind. She’s crapped on my futon four times this week so far, and the most recent time she did a stealth-shitting when I had my back turned — I was either at the computer or in the bathroom, and the next thing I know I turn around and there’s a little pile of stinky bon-bons right in the center of the bed spread. Which is now stuffed into the washing machine. I’ve already had to turn over the futon (after spraying it with pet-stain-smell-remover) once today, now I’m going to have to do it again. I can’t afford to buy a new mattress or even one of those plastic mattress covers.
I don’t know what her problem is — I guess she doesn’t like the kitty litter I bought, which is the Publix version of that pine-smelling paper pellet version that is good for the environment and even better can be flushed down the commode. It smells no different from the brand version, and it looks the same too. Maybe it feels different on her paws, or maybe she’s having some prolonged fight with the other cat (they’ve been playing growl-hiss-I-hate-you, but they always do that), or maybe she’s just got one of her goddamned bees in her bonnet. If she does it again I’m going to shove each lump of poo back where it came from. Anyone want a neurotic cat? She’s declawed, but she bites. And poops.
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March 15th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Maybe she’s peeved cuz you’ve been gone most of the week? Cats are not happy when their routines are interrupted and then you got different litter TOO…fiend!
Duffy & I were talking about it & then he told me to hush – our cats have used the floor, the tub, even the plants, but none has (so far!) used the sofa or the bed.
He loved your idea of what to do with the offending items.
March 15th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Yeah, she’s probably pissed that I leave her alone all day with the old grumpy cat. Wait until I shut them both up in the bathroom together for a day (that’s where I keep the litter box).