I’ve changed my mind — I can’t wait for Obama to win the presidency. You know why? Pure. Comedy. Gold. O! The gnashing of teeth and beating of breasts and wailing of– wails when his sycophantic followers realize that Utopia was all a lie, when they wake up in the morning to that Same Old Stuff that they were so certain ushering in the Man of More Melanin would erase from the land. They’ll still have to go to work. They’ll still have to pay taxes. There won’t be a unicorn with an iPod in every driveway. Free healthcare fairies won’t visit every home with a bag of gumdrops and free drugs. Straights won’t become gay. Gays won’t become… whatever the hell it is they want that they don’t have now. Christianity won’t be replaced by worship of Gaia. The oceans will not recede (which is a good thing, actually, because without oceans the planet dries up you morons). And so on and so forth. I can’t wait for the show to begin.
Oh — and this is going up. I have to figure out a way.
(Via Kathy Shaidle.)
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October 11th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Too much sudafed. If we fall short of utopia with The One in office, it will be the fault of the Evil Rethuglicans. I suspect it will be blamed on the VRWC, run from the love nest of Rove and Palin.