Twisted Spinster

My favorite line in this article about yet another sad boy-man who couldn’t keep it in his pants:

Upset at Nixon winning again, John was totally out of his head on drugs, pills and drink.

(Via Kathy Shaidle. Title from the soppy, too-clichéd-for-Hallmark song “Woman” from Lennon’s post-binge realization that if he didn’t make up to Yoko he’d be out on the street. Too bad he didn’t get shot before the album was recorded got shot.)