Half a head

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There are many interesting things going on in the world that I’m sure I could post about, but unfortunately I can’t think due to the fact that I only have half a head working. The other half has shut down due to my left ear being plugged up with wax. (Therefore that side of my brain can’t get enough oxygen. What do you mean that’s not how it works? Hey, I took science in high school — I think. It was a long time ago.)

Anyway, I am sitting here trying not to plunge sharp objects into my ear canal (where the hell are those knitting needles — oh wait, I don’t own any knitting needles; oh, but here’s an Exacto knife… darn it, too short), so I doubt I’ll be saying anything of substance on any subject whatsoever tonight.

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