Twisted Spinster

I tried to read through this story of a whiny, guilty white Canadian guy — boring singer and songwriter Dan Hill, who is responsible for this interval of fetid mush (which song is on my special “nuke them from space, just to make sure” list) — and his failed efforts to prove to his son he can get “down with the brothers” better than those racist Americans, but I got bored. Sorry. (Via Kathy Shaidle, who isn’t impressed either.)

PS: thanks for all the donations! I might eventually be able to make up for the arm and kidney I had to give H&R Block today…