Sep 13
Eve Ensler is very worried that Sarah Palin is going to perform dentistry on polar bears. Or rape them. Or something. I’m not really sure, as I find the ravings of demented, pathetic loons hard to interpret. I did get that she is going to vote for Obama in November, despite the fact that she goes on and on about needing the whiteness of polar bears. Doesn’t she know that’s racist?
(Via.)
Update: wow, when you start looking you just can’t stop… Polar Bears for Obama. Do they have to apologize for not being black bears? (Should we start calling black bears African-American bears, even though there aren’t any bears in Africa? This is your head on Democrats…)
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September 13th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
There actually are bears in Africa, I think.
I don’t know whether they were transported there against their will…
September 13th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Answer Bag says no bears! Or at least, no more bears… They have sun bears in Southeast Asia, though. Aw, “Sun Bear” is such a cute name.
September 13th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
Yes. It turns out there is no place where you can find “lions, and tigers, and bears — oh my!” in the same place naturally.
P.S. Perhaps Ensler think Palin won’t let her get 13 year girls drunk to have sex with them?
September 15th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
BEST. BLOG DESIGN. EVER!
September 15th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Oops, you’re all right. I misread my source.
Turns out there are beers in Africa.
September 16th, 2008 at 1:30 am
Watch it – Ensler might revoke your womynhood next. And claiming membership in the sisterhood on account of not having had kids won’t cut any ice. I could claim that too, and I’d bet a paycheck she wouldn’t even let me in the clubhouse.
I wanted to be a lesbian, but flunked the physical. Darn these dangly bits!