Twisted Spinster

Um… okay, this is for the “lonely guy” that wanted me to exchange pictures for “a donation.” I deleted his email almost immediately, thinking “ew,” but then I reconsidered. I mean, how cruel, to dismiss a fellow human being’s simple and no doubt innocent needs (he probably just wants to print out my photo to put on his bureau next to his parent’s wedding photo, to remind himself that there are virtuous and decent women in the world) out of kneejerk squeamishness and antiquated notions of “boundaries.” So, without further ado, I offer the following image in honor of my readers and their many years of devotion. Don’t say I never gave you nuthin’, America!