Well, I just got back from the grocery store where I spent my last ten dollars on items I just couldn’t live without, like toilet paper and bread. Frivolous things like that. I have no money left for anything else — including gas. I can live off ramen noodles and my cats can eat the cheap cat food, but my car won’t run on fumes, not even the ones coming off of the supporters of turning half of our food crops into ethanol to please the “green” crowd.
So I’m continuing my fundraiser. And I promise (for real this time) that I will post again soon and earn my keep. Upcoming: reviews of Buckaroo Banzai, The Brothers Grimm, and Hamlet 2000. I’ll also have things to say on other matters, as soon as I can gather my thoughts. They keep escaping and running down the hall…
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August 16th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Actually, I think it’s “only” something like 20-25% of our crops they insist on turning into ethanol. Via massive infusions of our tax money, of course.
August 16th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
You know, once you pass out, faint from hunger, you won’t be driving anywhere so no need for gasoline.
Plus, your cats will be quit happy to snack on your corpse, so there’s the cat food issue settled right there. So my advice is to get the DVD player fired up and start watching those movies while you still have the strength to type reviews.
Come on, you owe your public.
August 16th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
My cats have already been eying me in a manner I find most suspicious…
August 17th, 2008 at 6:42 am
LOL
Just had a thought. Check the cats. For zippers.
Wronwright’s gone missing and I suspect…..