Okay, I didn’t get washed away in yesterday’s storm, though at times I feared I would. It started raining just as I left the office (as usual), and then it started pouring, and then the wind started up. I actually had to pull over into a parking lot somewhere and sit for a while because I couldn’t see a frickin’ thing. And as always happens to me in situations like this I really had to pee. Oh and by the way, Brighthouse Cable people, you suck. I had to go by your office to pay my overdue bill, and there was a goddamn tornado outside, and to my request for a bathroom you smiled sweetly and said “we don’t have one for customers.” I wanted to pull down my pants right there and piss on their carpet. It’s not like I was going to rob you of all your little brochures on HDTV, you smug *%&$%#…
Well, now that I’ve left you with that visual (don’t say I never gave you nuthin’), it’s time for me to start blegging. For some reason the middle of summer is when all my bills pile up at once and my funds dry up. I’m still on the temp salary which is barely (and for the next few weeks, less than barely) helping me make ends meet. So any contribution you can make will be welcome.
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