Sorry, folks, I’ve been PMS’ing like mad since Sunday — in other words, I’ve either been totally possessed by incandescent rage or slumping under the weight of apathetic depression, or is it depressed apathy… I’m feeling a little better, though, so my hormones must be getting themselves back under control. Still, my condition means I can’t read anything on the internet lest I break more of my good stuff (victims so far: one of my good wine glasses — I can’t have nice things — and a coffee cup that was fortunately one of a pair). So naturally I’ve been reading the internet, or as I’m thinking of calling it now, the Retardnet.
I’ll be back when the red light fades from my vision and people stop crossing the street to get away from me.
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July 8th, 2008 at 9:04 am
Breathe in…….breathe out…..breathe in….breathe out…..
As Frazier would say “Go to your happy place”.
Back in my younger days I used to keep some expendable glassware handy for those times when I needed to hear that satisfying sound of shattering glass on the garage floor. It was quite therapeutic.
July 10th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Never mind: menopause is just around the corner.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:46 am
It can’t come soon enough!