When they came for the dogs, I said nothing, because I owned two cats…
Seriously, could this be the point of no return in Blighty? As long as they kept to questions of human behavior the Muslims were safe, because the British have made one-upmanship on bending over backwards to prove they are the most polite nation in the world a national sport. But now Muslims are attacking not only dogs — which many residents of the sceptered isles love more than their own mothers — but Scottish dogs. You know, it’s time the Scots remembered they aren’t English — and aren’t famous for being polite.* And the English thereby might remember the Saxon component in their own makeup… (I base this not on the standard weak-kneed response from the police constabulary, but from the comments to the article, which so far are 100% behind the dog.)
Via Kathy Shaidle.
*I had this sentence in my entry last night and somehow in editing and correcting my spelling etc. it disappeared! I told you I was tired…
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July 2nd, 2008 at 1:09 am
Okay, that’s it. All cops, in every nation, I want you to know that I hereby relieve you of any obligation to respond to any damn thing anywhere near me. In fact, you stay the hell away from me forever. Especially for pussified Limey poofter flatfoots. Feet. Whatever.
I would trade every single Muslim in the universe for a random stray dog, and at this point toss in the entire law enforcement population of the UK as a bonus. Any religion that holds dogs are unclean is crap. It’s worse than crap, it’s Satanic. Shitty evil. Bass ackwards filth.
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:27 am
Oh, wait, hold on. It’s only some Mohammedans that have their dishdashas in a twist. So that’s okay, then.
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:33 pm
I believe you’re right, Andrea. I suspect that there will be considerable outrage over the Muslim outrage, given how much the English love their dogs (love the title of your post, incidentally).