Jun 18
Then, madam, I suggest that you start building that basement holding cell, and invest in some arm and leg chains. Because although I am myself childless I have observed enough of life to be pretty sure that when most boys grow to maturity they do whatever they goddamn well please. So get crackin’ on that brainwashing already.
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June 18th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Andrea, it would be more understandable if a childless person made this statement — LOTS of experts in child-raising don’t have any personal experience. The spooky part is this woman HAS a child and STILL thinks she’s going to have that much power when the little heathen gets older. At this rate, by the time he’s 3 there’ll be no controlling him & by the time he’s 18 he’ll do anything to piss her off…like joining the Marines & becoming a REAL Man!
June 18th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Yeah, parents have to watch out for the dreaded Alex Keaton Effect.
June 19th, 2008 at 7:23 am
I thought of another thing — Say McCain is elected. That means he’ll serve four years. This kid is what, under a year old? So he won’t even be five years old when that four years is up. And then say McCain runs again and is elected for another four years. So the kid will be eight or nine when those four years are up. In other words, McCain won’t ever “get him” because he won’t be old enough to join more than the Boy Scouts (which I’m sure is anathema to Mom too). So the people at Moveon.org are idiots — but we already knew that.
June 19th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Andrea, you are assuming that when McCain institutes the draft he won’t lower the minimum age to, say, four.
Hell, these lefties already believe the US military recruits children.