Jun 06
Before I clicked on the link, I knew that this load of puling mush had been written by Mark Morford.
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Before I clicked on the link, I knew that this load of puling mush had been written by Mark Morford.
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June 6th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
I’ve seen that steaming pile of crap other places today, too, and all I gotta say is… damn. That guy desperately needs a wedgie, a noogie, a swirly, having his shoes tossed into a tree, and to be shoved naked into the girls’ locker room.
How a professional writer can produce such a fetid stinking pile of crap and not spontaneously combust afterwards is an affront to the stability of the universe. So much stupidity is destined to collapse into a dense black hole of idiocy. I hope I am outside the event horizon.
The problem is, while I am not religious, I understand from people who are that the Messiah has already come and gone. There seems to be a solid consensus on the matter. So if they are right, the only possible alternative is the Antichrist. Okay, see you later – I’m off the check Revelations.
June 6th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
Hey! Mark Moford’s writings are the active ingredient in Paco Pharmaceutical’s laxative product, “Gangway!”
June 6th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
“Morford”, rather.
June 6th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
“Mofugger,” actually.
June 7th, 2008 at 11:34 am
Yeah, his voice is unmistakable in its beautiful loving happy inspired twisted sacred meaninglessness.
June 9th, 2008 at 3:21 am
Skubie
It’s called the “Second Coming” for a reason.
Cheers