May 23
Huh. Just a few minutes ago this big gray squirrel climbed up on the screen to my patio and clung on to it for a while, and he had the most enormous furry schlong. Well, you know, for his size. I mean, if it had been a male human being the schlong would go down to the man’s knees. Even my cat was intimidated.
7 Responses to “Nature observance of the day”
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May 23rd, 2008 at 7:41 pm
You have a girl kitty…maybe she was impressed? Nah, she’s a cat, nothing impresses them…frightened, maybe?
May 23rd, 2008 at 8:30 pm
This will no doubt exacerbate your disillusionment with humanity: at the moment you’re #7 on Google for “squirrel schlong.”
May 24th, 2008 at 6:38 am
Andrea, at the risk of being repetitive … migrate to Australia before it’s too late!
May 24th, 2008 at 7:50 am
Dude, I can’t afford to migrate down the street at this point. I do hope to be able to visit Australia some day.
May 24th, 2008 at 7:50 am
CG: hehe! It is going all according to the plan.
May 24th, 2008 at 8:39 am
People Google for “squirrel schlong”? Good God!
I was about to ask what for until I decided that perhaps I don’t want to know the answer.
May 24th, 2008 at 10:17 am
I have to agree with Blogstrop here Andrea, pack yer bags and head on down under. Hit Blair up for a loan to cover your travel expenses, maybe even a stint as a guest columnist…