Nature observance of the day

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Huh. Just a few minutes ago this big gray squirrel climbed up on the screen to my patio and clung on to it for a while, and he had the most enormous furry schlong. Well, you know, for his size. I mean, if it had been a male human being the schlong would go down to the man’s knees. Even my cat was intimidated.

7 Responses to “Nature observance of the day”

  1. kc (prairiecat) Says:

    You have a girl kitty…maybe she was impressed? Nah, she’s a cat, nothing impresses them…frightened, maybe?

  2. CGHill Says:

    This will no doubt exacerbate your disillusionment with humanity: at the moment you’re #7 on Google for “squirrel schlong.”

  3. blogstrop Says:

    Andrea, at the risk of being repetitive … migrate to Australia before it’s too late!

  4. Andrea Harris Says:

    Dude, I can’t afford to migrate down the street at this point. I do hope to be able to visit Australia some day.

  5. Andrea Harris Says:

    CG: hehe! It is going all according to the plan.

  6. Burbank Says:

    People Google for “squirrel schlong”? Good God!

    I was about to ask what for until I decided that perhaps I don’t want to know the answer.

  7. The_Wizard_of WOZ Says:

    I have to agree with Blogstrop here Andrea, pack yer bags and head on down under. Hit Blair up for a loan to cover your travel expenses, maybe even a stint as a guest columnist…

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