We are doomed

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There are tropical carnivorous bees. I may never leave the house again.

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8 Responses to “We are doomed”

  1. steveH Says:

    Think of them as zombie repellant; they’re not interested in you unless you’re dead.

    Sort of like news agency reporters actually.

  2. Zendo Deb Says:

    On a positive note, they don’t have stings.

  3. Celaeno Says:

    Wonder how they’d market the honey… Sue Bee? Ex-Sue Bee? Mmmmm …. honey.

  4. The_Real_JeffS Says:

    Well, vegans wouldn’t touch their honey. That’s surely a positive aspect.

  5. Andrea Harris Says:

    I’m not sure I would either. I mean, how would that be marketed — “Rotten Meat Honey.” Gee, I dunno, it doesn’t have the same appeal as “Buckwheat Honey” or “Orange Blossom Honey.” I’m just saying.

  6. The_Real_JeffS Says:

    Given that there are people who pay ungodly amounts of money to drink coffee made from beans that survive their passage through the digestive track of an obscure South Pacific rodent, someone would buy this honey.

    But not me.

  7. Paco Says:

    RJ: I certainly hope that wasn’t a dig at the Paradoxurus Anal Coffee Organization. Our motto says it all: “Untouched by human hands.”

  8. aelfheld Says:

    You should have read further, starting with the (admittedly inobvious) segment titled ‘Eternal Youth Kills Ants’; there’s a lesson there.

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