May 22
There are tropical carnivorous bees. I may never leave the house again.
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There are tropical carnivorous bees. I may never leave the house again.
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May 22nd, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Think of them as zombie repellant; they’re not interested in you unless you’re dead.
Sort of like news agency reporters actually.
May 22nd, 2008 at 7:32 pm
On a positive note, they don’t have stings.
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Wonder how they’d market the honey… Sue Bee? Ex-Sue Bee? Mmmmm …. honey.
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:05 pm
Well, vegans wouldn’t touch their honey. That’s surely a positive aspect.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:38 am
I’m not sure I would either. I mean, how would that be marketed — “Rotten Meat Honey.” Gee, I dunno, it doesn’t have the same appeal as “Buckwheat Honey” or “Orange Blossom Honey.” I’m just saying.
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:37 am
Given that there are people who pay ungodly amounts of money to drink coffee made from beans that survive their passage through the digestive track of an obscure South Pacific rodent, someone would buy this honey.
But not me.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:49 am
RJ: I certainly hope that wasn’t a dig at the Paradoxurus Anal Coffee Organization. Our motto says it all: “Untouched by human hands.”
May 23rd, 2008 at 2:25 pm
You should have read further, starting with the (admittedly inobvious) segment titled ‘Eternal Youth Kills Ants’; there’s a lesson there.