May 14
I can tell you right now that when I was a child I’d have died rather than allowed myself to be dressed up like I dwelt in the Littlest Whorehouse in Texas. Hell, I felt enough on display in the “Princess Available as Future Wife ‘N’ Mom” gear my doting parental units decked me out in. At least the W & M brigade got guaranteed homes and male shelf-installing help (at least until divorce became the latest thing, and then there was at least the sop of alimony); what do budding young hookers get to hope for? That they’ll be lucky enough to land a pimp who won’t beat them when he’s high?
You stay classy, moms of America.
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May 14th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Paco Enterprises’ clothing subsidiary has a similar line for little boys: Pimps B Us. Enough bling to make your eyes sting, baby! This week only, for the first fifty consumers who buy a hundred dollars worth of clothes, we’ll throw in a pedal-car Cadillac, a Glock semi-automatic squirt gun, and some chocolate weed.
May 14th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
I hope you didn’t forget gold fillings with giant cubic zirconium insets for those new front teeth.
May 14th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
Paco Enterprises, always on the cutting edge of fashion.
Do they also have a “Kid Rapper” line, with a free “Rapper Dictionary” of demeaning four letter words, and a plastic turntable for the beginning scratcher.
May 14th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
Bloody Hell!!!
WTF are mother’s thinking dressing their daughters this way.
I reckon one of the commenters got it right when he/she called them “Prostitots”.
I think I’m going to be sick.