The cold weather is here! The cold weather is here! As I write this at 2:21 PM, it is 62 degrees outside, sunny and clear. I have the sliding glass door wide open. It’s supposed to go down to the low forties tonight. Folks, this is what I wait all year for, those few nice crisp days in Florida that don’t make me feel as if I was wearing an extra layer of heated slime. I actually feel like a human being instead of some sort of swamp-dwelling amphibious creature. (“Florida is a witch! She turned me into a newt!”) I can’t wait until I move up north. Oh sure, summers will still be dire in the Mississippi Valley, but the wonderful cold weather will last longer, I will get a real, authentic autumn, and then I’ll get snow!
Oh well, off to the store for food. I feel like homemade beef-vegetable soup.
No entry for today. But if there was, it would consist entirely of the words “fuck them fuck them fuck them fuck them fuck them fuck them fuck them fuck them fuck them fuck them fuck them” over and over again. Like that except more. No, nothing political, just personal. It could be that this is all due to a mistake, which is why I didn’t write an entire post grousing about it. I’ll know more tomorrow. In the meantime, I really have to watch those Shaun of the Dead and Firefly dvds so I can pop them in the mail to Netflix. Laters.
Remember the freak-o who scribbled a “B” into her face and claimed she’d been attacked by an Obama supporter? She used to be a Ron Paul follower, but she was too crazy even for them. And considering what she did that got her thrown off that campaign, I wonder if she ever was a real McCain volunteer.
You must, you simply must, read this about the self-important tribe of snobs that runs the New York Times company. Which financial empire incidentally is in Oblivion’s toilet and she’s ready to flush. I hope the sewer system can handle that load.
You can take the girl out of the goth, but you’ll never take the goth out of the girl: here’s Peter Murphy and Trent Reznor doing “Reptile,” with a bonus for Love and Rockets fans:
Memo to our Journalistic Overlords: you’re doing it wrong. (Unless your goal is to totally destroy our civilization and hand it over to insanely murderous aliens, in which case you’re doing it right.)
Updated to add: I totally called this for a hoax when I saw the lame-ass backwards “B” on her cheek, but now that I think about it (oh, okay, now that I’ve been online looking up parody macros of scifi tv all day) doesn’t this chick look like someone who gets really, really angry when people make fun of her Doctor Who/Pokemon slash fic?
I suppose you’re wondering why I haven’t started writing about the election* again. Well, as much as I was posting about anything, which wasn’t much… Well, let’s just say I had my brain taken over by my personal problems for a bit, and now that they have eased up some, I feel myself able to think again of other things besides my own narrow world. But I just can’t think about the election anymore. I wish it was November 5 so it could all be over with. (All but the screaming.) I think I am on political nonsense overload. I think what did it was that guy who wrote a column about how calling Barack Obama a socialist is racist because “socialist” is codeword for “African-American.” That did it. My brain said “OK that’s it. Don’t make me use the aneurysm. Go look for silly Doctor Who dvd caps with LOLcats commentary now or I will bust a vein.”
So there you have it. I have to stop because of health reason. Swears.
Auughh! I accidentally glanced at Ace of Spades! It burns! It burnsssss… Medic!
OK, this is totally tacky and wrong. And not safe for work or home or anywhere. Really, they’ll not only think you’re a geek, they’ll think you’re a perverted geek. (That is NOT a double-thingie-whatever! It is so not! What?)
Don’t worry, when Our Lord and Master Obama takes over there will be none of this nonsense on the internet anymore. Every single site on the web will be dedicated to Seriousness and Improving the Impoverished Lives of Our Impoverished and Oppressed Brethren and being Green and also all ads will be green and made of 100% organically grown Free Trade hemp.
