Cocktail Conservatives

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Kathy Shaidle is right — this article, or whatever it is, by Kathleen Parker, seems to have been written while she was three sheets to the wind. It’s more not-so-disguised drooling over Obama, but it also reads like she has just now noticed this cool guy running for Prez and she’s putting his photo up on her Myspace page as we speak. He’s “more Reaganesque than Reagan”? His recent Sham-Wow!-esque infomercial “presented real-people stories and real-people solutions with the voice and demeanor of Mr. Rogers”? And she sneers at the “right-wing blogosphere” for pointing out his hypocrisy concerning the situation of his elderly relatives, despite the fact that his entire campaign is focused on making Americans who dare to make more money than they “need” guilty? How insulting. And this is a doozy:

Four years ago, Obama famously described his vision of America as neither liberal nor conservative, neither black, white, Latin nor Asian.

“There’s the United States of America,” he said. “We are one people, all of us pledging allegiance to the stars and stripes, all of us defending the United States of America.”

Should he win on Tuesday, let’s hope he meant it.

Um, no, Kathleen, I can not see that he “meant it,” not after a campaign whose racial message basically boiled down to “if you don’t vote for me, you’re a racist.” He didn’t have to say this out loud — he just let everyone else on his team say it for him. Does this woman live under a rock most of the year? Hasn’t she noticed one goddamn thing that’s been going on? I used to be a regular reader of the National Review, online and in print, but that hasn’t been true in years; this is one of the many reasons why.

Piiieeeee!!!!

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Remember that bizarre pie rant Obama went on? Well, I found this and about laughed my ass off. McCain! Why you no like pie?????

In space, no one can hear you squeal like a pig

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The latest Star Trek movie is due to come out soon. Boy is it ever. (Seriously, are those men? And I don’t just mean whoever is playing Uhura. I never thought of William Shatner as being among the most manly of men, but come on…)

Bridezilla

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The next time some foreign person starts macking on about the “vulgarity” of American culture, you might want to send them this link.

(Via Kathy Shaidle.)

The Convergence of the Idiocies

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I’ll bet if you pointed out to professional sparkleAthiestsparkle Richard Dawkins that he’s just allied himself with his arch-enemies the Krazy boo!KKKristianboo! fundamentalists with this upcoming project of his

[…]to write a book aimed at youngsters in which he will warn them against believing in “anti-scientific” fairytales.

…(you know, like — ha-aatcha! — Harry Potter) he would be totally flummoxed. The book promises to be crushingly boring and I’m sure the young folk will avoid it in droves:

“I plan to look at mythical accounts of various things and also the scientific account of the same thing. And the mythical account that I look at will be several different myths, of which the Judeo-Christian one will just be one of many.

“And the scientific one will be substantiated, but appeal to children to think for themselves; to look at the evidence. Always look at the evidence.”

Zzzzz… It may, however, appeal to snarky teenagers as well as those mentally marooned in their teenager years who, like Dawkins, can with a straight face promote the Philip Pullman fantasies while decrying fantasy as a genre. Not to mention, who can be a-okay with taking a bit part in (and thus promoting) Doctor Who, which show despite being classified as “science fiction” has about as much connection with science as Lang’s Fairy Tales. In any case, I am sure that Mr. Dawkins’ real animus against fantasy stories (except for the Pullman novels) is due to the Christian underpinnings, or influences, manifest in works such as the Harry Potter books, Tolkien’s saga, and C.S. Lewis’ Narnia series which happened to be Philip Pullman’s own obsession (and the reason he wrote the openly anti-Christian His Dark Materials series, as a take-that against Lewis).

Not coincidentally, the current run of the Doctor Who series has been heavily influenced, via its Dawkins-fan executive producer, Russell T. Davies,* by the Pullman novels — especially in the heavy use of the deus ex machina to keep the plot moving. Then again, Doctor Who wouldn’t be anywhere without said literary device — the actor playing the lead wants to quit the show? Then we’ll just pull a previously unmentioned alien body-changing magic trick out of the script’s ass! And so on — so maybe Mr. Pullman was just as influenced by the show which after all is a British institution, like tea and crumpets and warm beer and everyone owning an odd-looking small dog.

(*Note the quote at the link — “People were falling at his feet … We’ve had Kylie Minogue on that set, but it was Dawkins people were worshipping.” Insert your own ironic when-man-ceases-to-believe comment. I wonder, though, if he is worshipped by Who fans for his atheism or for the fact that he is married to Lalla Ward, who played the second Romana?)

When you’re strange, people come out of the rain

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Remember the freak-o who scribbled a “B” into her face and claimed she’d been attacked by an Obama supporter? She used to be a Ron Paul follower, but she was too crazy even for them. And considering what she did that got her thrown off that campaign, I wonder if she ever was a real McCain volunteer.

“Did we leave the gas on? No! We’re the fucking Ochs-Sulzburgers!”

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You must, you simply must, read this about the self-important tribe of snobs that runs the New York Times company. Which financial empire incidentally is in Oblivion’s toilet and she’s ready to flush. I hope the sewer system can handle that load.

Somewhat relevant, maybe

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Memo to our Journalistic Overlords: you’re doing it wrong. (Unless your goal is to totally destroy our civilization and hand it over to insanely murderous aliens, in which case you’re doing it right.)

Updated to add: I totally called this for a hoax when I saw the lame-ass backwards “B” on her cheek, but now that I think about it (oh, okay, now that I’ve been online looking up parody macros of scifi tv all day) doesn’t this chick look like someone who gets really, really angry when people make fun of her Doctor Who/Pokemon slash fic?

(OK, this is teh funny. Hey, wayt, now I talks lik dem… Halp!)

Electile Dysfunction

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I suppose you’re wondering why I haven’t started writing about the election* again. Well, as much as I was posting about anything, which wasn’t much… Well, let’s just say I had my brain taken over by my personal problems for a bit, and now that they have eased up some, I feel myself able to think again of other things besides my own narrow world. But I just can’t think about the election anymore. I wish it was November 5 so it could all be over with. (All but the screaming.) I think I am on political nonsense overload. I think what did it was that guy who wrote a column about how calling Barack Obama a socialist is racist because “socialist” is codeword for “African-American.” That did it. My brain said “OK that’s it. Don’t make me use the aneurysm. Go look for silly Doctor Who dvd caps with LOLcats commentary now or I will bust a vein.”

So there you have it. I have to stop because of health reason. Swears.

Auughh! I accidentally glanced at Ace of Spades! It burns! It burnsssss… Medic!

Ah. There. That’s… better?

(*You were expecting something political there, weren’t you. Suckas!)

Update: back to the important Doctor Who stuff — yep, I so agree.

I cannot unsee what I sawded: W.T.F. That one is definitely not safe. For anything. OMGMINDBLEACH

Principles, what principles?

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This little bit of news just makes me think wistfully of one of my favorite scenes in the new Doctor Whohere’s a transcript, because I have no idea how to rip a scene from a dvd:

The Master: No, no, no, before all that I just want to say… Thank you. Thank you one and all. You ugly, fat-faced bunch of wet, snivelling traitors.
Cabinet minister: Yes, quite… very funny. But I th-
The Master: No, no. That wasn’t funny. Hmmm, you see I’m not making myself very clear. Funny is like this [He smilies manically] Not funny is like this [He frowns] And right now, I’m not like – [He smiles again] – I’m like [He frowns] because you are traitors. Yes, YOU ARE! As soon as you saw the votes swinging my way, you abandoned your parties and you jumped on the Saxon bandwagon. So, this… is your reward.
[He pulls out a gas mask and puts it on]
Cabinet minister: Excuse me, Prime Minister, do you mind me asking, what is that?
The Master: [muffled behind the mask] MphIt’s a gphass maskph.
Cabinet minister: I beg your pardon?
The Master: [He pulls up the mask] It’s a gas mask. [He grins and pulls it back down]
Cabinet minister: Yes… but um.. why are you wearing it?
The Master: Well, becauph omph the gphass.
Cabinet minister: I’m sorry?
The Master: [Pulling up the mask again] Because of the gas. [He pulls the mask back down]
Cabinet minister: …What gas?
The Master: This gas.
[Gas sprays into the room, killing the ministers inside]
Cabinet minister: (Drowning) You’re insane, Saxon!
[The Master grins behind his gas mask and gives a double thumbs up]

(It’s from “The Sound of Drums” from Season 3.) Who knew a scene featuring a character that was being used to make fun of then-British PM Tony Blair could be so prescient? Then again, they don’t call politics the other oldest profession for nothing.

(And, apropos of nothing, here’s a satire of a “next” season episode list of Doctor Who.)