Hello there. I spent all night killing mosquitoes. No, really. I must have killed about two dozen of them, including the evil one that had been buzzing around me all night and drinking my blood, as was evidenced by what happened when I squished it. I even got bitten on the face. Does anyone know where I can get my hands on some DDT?
Update: oh, I forgot -- I have jury duty tomorrow. I have to go to the Criminal Justice Center in lovely Sanford. Joy.
Comments (3)
You need one of these. More fun and more emotionally satisfying.
Posted by Annoying Old Guy | December 10, 2007 6:55 PM
Posted on December 10, 2007 18:55
Dang! Typo'd the link. Try this.
Posted by Annoying Old Guy | December 10, 2007 6:56 PM
Posted on December 10, 2007 18:56
Seriously though, a couple of bounce dryer sheets around your bed will keep the mosquitoes away. Works, I've tried it.
Posted by Write Winger | December 10, 2007 7:00 PM
Posted on December 10, 2007 19:00