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This is just weird: according to the ever-reliable Xinhua news, Tom Cruise is going to be in an upcoming episode of Doctor Who. Well, he's short enough to play a Dalek.

And this list of Tom Cruise-themed links at the bottom of the article are almost as weird:

"Ruined" Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise not a happy camper
Tom Cruise returns to big screen with Afghan-themed film
Tom Cruise mourns anti-Nazi heroes in Germany
Tom Cruise named "Sexiest small man."

Comments (7)

El Cid [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Andrea...can we ping R. Gehlen's IP?

TILTERS OFFENDED, thread Blair's.

His IP address goes to Sydney, but it's irrelevant as I've just banned him. OK, back on topic now. Do you think that there is enough money in the entire UK to pay Tom Cruise to appear on one of their tv shows? Neither do I. I think we're safe from "Dr. Who vs. Xenu."

El Cid [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Yes Dear and No Dear. Who the fuck is Tom Cruise? ...lol

I think he's a small hand puppet that is occasionally featured on Oprah.

CGHill [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Hand puppet? But that means that he's got someone's hand up his - oh, right. Never mind.

What? Does Tom Cruise praise Glenn Greenwald on other people's blogs?

You never know. On the internet, no one knows you're a dog.

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