Victory Soap v. 2.0

I never looked into the OMG We're Gonna Die Isn't Leo Cute? edition of Vanity Fair -- in fact, I never look in Vanity Fair, as I have better ways to rot my brain -- but that's what the internet's for, other people doing what you won't do (at least, until we turn this over to illegal aliens too). Anyway, it looks like Global Warming and the coming Flood won't be so bad after all -- there will be plenty of opportunity to lie around on the new beaches, sunning our new, sexy selves. (Scroll down to the last pictures.) Bring on the waves, I say!