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My Mother's Day entry

The word is MOTHERS. That's M-O-T-H-E-R, MOTHER. Say it:

"Mother."

I can't hear you! Say it louder!

"Mother!"

I SAID I CAN'T HEAR YOU. I WANT TO HEAR SOME NOISE. SAY THE WORD, NOSE-WIPES! OR I'LL TAKE YOUR CUTE "MOM MOM MOM" AD CAMPAIGNS AND HEADLINES AND ANNOUNCEMENTS AND ROLL THEM UP AND STUFF THEM WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE!

"MOTHER!!!! Please don't hurt us, sir-- we mean ma'am!"

That's better.

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Don't worry, he's just chopping broccoli.

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