This cat is officially Badass:
The really incorrigible cat hopped up onto the counter and stuck his nose into the bowl with the cheese sauce. With his butt hanging in the open flame underneath the pasta pot. The first thing we noticed was the terrible smell of burning fur. He was totally oblivious to the fact that his butt was on fire, and pretty ticked off when we scooped him off of the counter and went outside and rubbed his backside in the snow.
Oh, yeah, and he licked off the fur with the singed ends, and then puked up a nasty furball from it.
If one of my cats caught their butts on fire, and had to have said butt “rubbed out in snow” or any other water-related substance, I rather doubt that “totally oblivious” would be their reaction. (The post this comment is attached to is also funny, having to do with an oven + forgetfulness mishap. Not that I’ve ever done such a thing, at least not since last night a long time ago, pinky swear.)
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October 13th, 2008 at 11:29 am
First link is kludged (looks like a mistake I’ve made about a thousand times — followed by hasty re-editing). Try this instead.
October 13th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Oh heck what did I do. Fixed!