Twisted Spinster

Barak Obama must be really good in bed. I can’t think of any other reason why a woman would be utter the following sycophantic rants about her own husband:

“For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country, because it feels like hope is making a comeback.” (Via.)

And:

“Barack Obama is the only person in this who understands that. That before we can work on the problems, we have to fix our souls. Our souls are broken in this nation.” (Via.)

An alternate explanation could be that Michelle Obama is a psychopath — in which case I hope he only allows spoons at the dinner table. People who want to vote for Jesus — I mean, Obama, might want to reflect what it will be like having a nutso First Lady. I can see her now, taking a shiv to the first reporter to be less than hagiographic in his questioning… the extra security guards… the ever-changing list of medications… Since it’s looking more and more like our need to be loved by the world’s soaks and grifters will make his election a shoe-in, I think I’d better stock up on pop corn.

(Update: fixed the stupid error in the second “via” link. Sorry!)